Assquatch

Creature — Donkey Lord    (CMC:5)

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

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71 UNH • ENJeremy Jarvis

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Assquatch {4}{R} Creature — Donkey Lord Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. 3½/3½

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