Magic: the Gathering (MTG) Sorcery card from Unhinged courtesy of Deckmaster
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to target creature or player and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
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