Magic: the Gathering (MTG) Sorcery card from Unhinged courtesy of Deckmaster
You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the Unglued expansion.
40 UNH • ENAlan Pollack
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