Magic: the Gathering (MTG) Instant card from Unhinged courtesy of Deckmaster
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses? Not a chance.
52 UNH • ENDave Dorman
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