Unstable Dirty Rat > < Big Boa Constrictor
capital offense
instant (CMC:4)
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
part basket case, all lowercase.
052 UST • ENMatt Dixon — watermark: League of Dastardly Doom
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