Pariah

Enchant Creature    (CMC:3)

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

"Why would I consider penance for my actions when I have so many subjects willing to do it for me?" —Lord Konda

33 Alternate 10E ★ ENJon J Muth

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Legal in: Modern,Urza Block,Legacy,Vintage,Commander

Oracle Text (click to copy):

10/4/2004
You can attach this to an opponent's creature, and all damage done to you is instead done to their creature.
10/4/2004
All damage being dealt to you at one time gets redirected to one Pariah. If you take 3 damage at once, all 3 damage goes to one Pariah. If you take damage from multiple creatures in combat, all the combat damage goes to one Pariah.